~ O-SRFTJBDAFLAWYBWIYGI-GTITYAJSO-G-TIWPMSIHYLTIWYS ~ Overdress – Show Respect For The Job By Dressing A Few Levels Above What You’ll Be Wearing If You Get It – Give The Impression That You Are Just Slightly Overqualified – Generally – The Interviewer Will Put More Stock In How You Look Than In What You Say

~ DTB-PYDNTJMYLLAI-IYDWTJ-YWBATI-IOFOTCYHFTPTBO-TTPYATBPC-ETWAKIACJ ~ Drop The Bravado – Pretending You Don’t Need The Job Makes You Look Like An Idiot – If You Didn’t Want The Job – You Wouldn’t Be At The Interview – Instead Of Focusing On The Contempt You Have For The Position That’s Being Offered – Try To Present Yourself As The Best Possible Candidate – Even Though We All Know It’s A Crappy Job

~ DALG-DWABOTIAA ~ Do A Little Grooming – Don’t Wear Any Body Ornaments That Indicate An Attitude

~ KYAS-TLYS-TB-GPRTDATQ ~ Keep You Answers Short – The Less You Say – The Better – Give Pointed Responses That Directly Answer The Question

~ SP-TTS-Y-AL-DTI-IWYWTTES-SIGTSTT ~ Stay Positive – Try To Say – Yes – A Lot – During The Interview – It’s What You Want Them To Eventually Say – So It’s Good To Set That Trend

~ ALYAHTJ ~ Act Like You Already Have The Job

~ DDOTP-TTSAOTQTTF-HYGTHTNJ-RTHYMTLS ~ Don’t Dwell On The Past – Try To Steer All Of The Questions Towards The Future – How You’re Going To Handle This New Job – Rather Than How You Mishandled The Last Six

~ SITM-TIINRAHYGTPITJOYGI-ICBTIAJITIYFI-TJDWTHAWRGTSTU ~ Stay In The Moment – This Interview Is Not Really About How You’re Going To Perform In The Job Once You Get It – It Can’t Be Too Important A Job If They’re Interviewing You For It – They Just Don’t Want To Hire Anybody Who’s Really Going To Screw Things Up